The Life and Crimes of a Seemingly Placid Fangirl

Hello everyone! My name is Marzia, and welcome to my blog, if that's what you can call this.. I'll be the slightly annoying one in your 'following' list who posts and reposts every post I see that I like.

Pumpkin spiced latte and a good book 👌❤️ #themazerunner (at Home Sweet Home ❤)

Pumpkin spiced latte and a good book 👌❤️ #themazerunner (at Home Sweet Home ❤)

  • coach hedge: don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die
  • *percabeth falls*
  • coach hedge: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU

sally jackson and the olympians

  • sally jackson: HEY. YOU. ZEUS. YEAH KING OF THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE MIFFED AT MY SON. HE DIDNT STEAL YOUR DAMN LIGHTNING BOLT. THAT WAS 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOUR YEAR OLD
  • sally jackson: ARES. I SWEAR IF I WAS AN IMMORTAL BADASS I WOULD SEND YOUR ASS REPEATEDLY TO TARTARUS BECAUSE YOU FUCKING FRAMED A 12 YEAR OLD FOR THE MOST HEINOUS CRIME IN THE UNIVERSE. WHO DOES THAT. YOU'RE ALSO ACTING LIKE A BITCH ASS FOUR YEAR OLD SO STEP THE FUCK DOWN
  • sally jackson: YO. SISTER IN LAW. ATHENA. CLIMB OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE OR OWL OR WHATEVER AND SUCK IT UP. MY SON IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. THEY'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT. WHO FUCKING CARES IF HE'S THE SON OF POSEIDON, HE FELL INTO TARTARUS FOR HER. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GRUDGES. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT. THE WEDDING'S TOMORROW AND I STILL HAVENT ORDERED THE CAKE.
  • sally jackson: POSEIDON, I LOVE YOU, AND THAT ONE NIGHT IN MONTAUK 18 YEARS AGO WAS GREAT, BUT YOU NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN I WAS ALONE IN NEW YORK FINISHING HIGH SCHOOL AND RAISING MY SON WHO YOU TOOK ANYWAY TO DO YOUR BIDDING. BITCH. HE ISNT A FUCKING JOINT YOU CAN PASS AROUND. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR OLYMPIAN PRIDE AND RULES. HE WAS 12. END OF STORY, YOU WERE A SHIT FATHER, SALLY BLOFIS OUT

things that probably happened on the argo II

  • percy: let's get down to business
  • annabeth: oh no
  • piper:
  • piper: to dEFEAT
  • percy: THE HUNS
  • annabeth: what the ever living fuck
  • piper: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
  • leo *bursts through window*: WHEN I ASKED
  • the three of them together: FOR SOOOOONS!!
  • annabeth: i'm jumpin off the side of the boat
  • percy: YOU'RE A SPINELESS PALE, PATHETIC LOT
  • piper: BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
  • annabeth: i want to die
  • leo: MISTER I'LL
  • percy: *backflips* MAKE A MAN
  • piper: *cartwheels* OUT OF YOOOOOOU
  • hera: ur so ugly
  • hephaestus: like mother like son
  • everyone in the universe: OOOOOOOOOOH

gayreyna:

HEADCANON WHERE THE EPILOGUE OF HOO IS CHIRON GIVING PERCY A JOURNAL TO WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM AS THERAPY AND THE FIRST THING PERCY WRITES IS “Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood…” 

not PG things that happen in pjo/hoo

gayreyna:

  • bianca gets electrocuted
  • thalia sacrifices herself
  • luke commits suicides
  • annabeth falls off a cliff (twice)
  • percy bets his life against a prophet
  • piper’s dad is tortured
  • jason gets struck by lightning
  • zoe gets stabbed by her father
  • hazel dies in a cave collapse, and then gets resurrected by nico
  • nico practices necromancy
  • charles beckendorf dies in a boat explosion
  • michael yew is killed in a bridge collapse
  • silena beauregarde gets her face melted off and then dies

gayreyna:

jasongracist:

how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
5 blankets
light your bed on fire

and a partridge in a pear tree

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations